I already know I’m going to hell so why bother masking my utter fascination with/fear of Alyssa Edward’s face. The sad thing is that from the nose up she’s semi-cute.
Also, the inside scoop I got from a drag queen friend re: Alyssa being dethroned from Miss Gay America (hence her referring to herself as the Vanessa Williams of drag… gurl please) was because she didn’t want to quit her actual fulltime job, which is apparently one of the stipulations of winning this particular crown. Considering she had apparently entered this pageant for years it is a bit suspect why she wouldn’t be willing to fulfill all the obligations of actually winning. Not quite as scandalous as Ms. Williams’ nude photo scandal but nice try.